Make sure you sing that title like they do on the opening of The Simpsons. Today was Universal Studios day. First of all, this adventure is the #1 reason for our vacation. Universal is the home of The Walking Dead Experience. Loren is the ultimate fan boy. Our house is covered in Walking Dead collectibles, so it made sense that he got to go to the attraction. My hidden agenda was Harry Potter land. Yes, I am a 42 year old Harry Potter fan. So...we paid $102 a ticket to go to Universal Studios.
The park opened at 8am, so we got up hours earlier than any day thus far and arrived as the park opened. Our first expense beyond the tickets was to pay $25 for parking. Surface level parking was already full, so we climbed the levels of the ET parking structure to find our spot. First impressions of Universal is that it was very clean and very organized. We rode down escalators and arrived at a mile of shops before even entering the park. We walked in awe at King Kong hanging from a building and other larger than life characters.
Finally arriving at the front gates, we decided to check in to fast passes to get us to the front of attraction lines. The ticket guy said yes, we could upgrade our tickets for an additional $100 each. Uh, no. So, we kept our "cheap" tickets and walked thru the gates. I can't put into words how amazing the place was. As people who love TV and movies, this place was the big screen (or small screen) in life size reality.
We walked to the enterance to Harry Potter land and I just had to stop and stare. Hogsmeade, Diagon Alley, and Hogwarts were right there in front of me. My eyes could not even take in all of the sights. The place was already packed with people, so we decided to let things die down and come back. What a stupid idea...as you will find out later.
Next stop was Walking Dead. To our amazement, there was no line! We marched right up, ready to be go. Sadly, the worker told us the attraction did not open until noon. We also found out that Harry Potter land opens an hour before the rest of the park, so we could have (should have) been there at 7am. Heads hung we walked along, feeling sorry for ourselves.
My head jerked up when I heard a familiar voice. It was donkey from Shrek! It seemed to be some sort of animatronic donkey, yet he had Eddie Murphy's voice and responded to people talking to him. We walked up and had our picture taken. Loren said, "Shut up, Donkey" and he responded that Loren sounded just like Shrek. My spirits were lifted by our donkey chat. What no one knows is that I actually call Loren- "donkey". He reminds me so much of that character...hoping around spouting nonsense. I like to tell him, "Atta do, donkey", just like Shrek does.
To Loren's absolute delight, we next walked into Springfield- home of Homer Simpson. We had no clue that Universal had an entire Simpson's area. Moe's bar, Krusty Burger, Kwik E Mart, Cletus's Chicken Shack...they were all here. Wait time for the Krustyland ride was only 20 minutes, so we did our first ride. It was a 4d experience where you feel like you are on a roller coaster, but are really just sitting in a room. I wonder if all rides will be this way one day?
The Universal back lot Tour had a 15 wait, so that was next. As Universal has visitors from all over, Spanish and Chinese tours were available. However, the group behind us apparently missed that queue and took our English tour. The Tour now offers 2 different 4D attractions, so we had to take 3D glasses before the tram left. Several minutes into the tour, the tram stopped for us to look at some of the movie sets. Someone in the Chinese group dropped their 3D glasses overboard. Oh well, I thought. But this lady stands up and pulls the red emergency chord. The driver comes over a speaker and says if this is a medical emergency, pull the chord again. Not speaking English, the lady starts to again pull the chord. A tram load of people all yell, "Noooooo!" at the lady.
We rode past the clock tower from Back to the Future, the Bates Motel, Jaws, and other familiar sets. We went thru 2 rides that felt like we were part of the movie. The first was like we were on a subway in the middle of an earthquake. Then, King Kong and TRex appeared and started to battle. The Chinese lady who wanted the rescue her glasses started screaming. Loud screams. That ruined the experience. The best part of the tour for me was the Fast and Furious attraction. We were in the middle of a car chase with Dom. The Chinese woman continued to scream.
Done with the tour and looking at the sign for wait times, we saw that it was a 120 min wait for Harry Potter. Frustrated, we had a waffle and chicken sandwich at Cletus's Chicken Shack and battled the crowds to walk around the park. We went into the Harry Potter area and could not even open the doors to the shops due to the crowds. We were able to finally get to the Walking Dead experience. It was admittedly very cool, but the zombies kept jumping out at the people in front of us, so they got scared instead of us.
About 5pm, our feet were killing us and we were soaked in sweat. The plan was to go back to the hotel, rest, and then go back to the park for the lighting of Hogswarts. Well, that didn't happen. Some drama from home kept us on the phone and ruined our plans. Angry at people bothering us on vacation with problems that were not ours, we just gave up on going back. I was incredibly disappointed to have paid so much money and to not get to do all that we wanted, but reframed and realized we had a great day.
Tomorrow we will see Hollywood touristy things, so stay tuned...